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Vol. XII · No. 174 · The Long-form Issue

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The Umpire’s Sabbatical

Stephen Wren officiated 241 Test matches and then, without explanation, walked into the woods of Cumbria for ten months.

By Priya Raman

January 30, 2026

Cumbria

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Photograph — Eleanor Brett

The cottage has one window, faces east, and is too small to swing an umpire’s arm inside. He chose it, he says, for exactly that reason.

I made decisions for thirty years. I wanted to go somewhere that did not require me to make any decisions at all.

Stephen Wren

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Priya Raman
Priya Raman

Contributing Writer, Cricket & Tennis

Priya writes about the arithmetic of cricket and the loneliness of tennis. She files from wherever the Test match is.


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The Wicketkeeper Who Counts Birds

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The Long Quiet of a Goalkeeper

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A Small Theory of the Pick-and-Roll

Basketball · 11 min


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Contributing Writer, Cricket & Tennis

Priya writes about the arithmetic of cricket and the loneliness of tennis. She files from wherever the Test match is.

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What readers are saying

Esther Leclair

Esther Leclair

2 days ago

The paragraph about the studs and the penalty spot — I had to stop and read it twice. This is the writing I subscribe for.

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Diego Moreno

Diego Moreno

3 days ago

More goalkeepers, please. The least-written-about position in football.

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Wren Ashford

Wren Ashford

4 days ago

As a former youth keeper, I recognised every sentence. The chant section, especially.

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